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  • Me: This older generation pisses me off so much
  • Therapist: Why?
  • Me: Because when I was growing up, we were forcefed the idea that if we didn't want to be 'flipping burgers at McDonalds,' then we'd better go to college.
  • Therapist: And?
  • Me: And now we've all gone to college, have degrees, can't get a damn job, and the same people that told us to go to college call us entitled assholes because we refuse to flip burgers
  • Therapist: Touche

robotmango:

gooqueen:

every year after you turn 17 you get further away from being the age of the dancing queen and that’s my least favorite thing about growing up

ah but when you turn 34 you’re two dancing queens and thus having twice the time of your life. and at 51 you become the dancing triumvirate and three golden crowns are forged in your honor

lots to look forward to




jeanmarcoing:

did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus


infinityeverchanging:

lazylunatic:

novakian:

questions of sex and gender explored on tumblr dot com

This entire post is golden

it has returned.

clambistro:

burgerrr:

circuit-city:

whenever i have those brutal searing being-dissolved-from-inside period cramps during school or work i pretend i am a viking warlord who has been stabbed in the abdomen but i killed the assailant so i’m the only one who knows im injured and i have to carry on normally til the end of the battle to keep up my mens morale

this is good

Gonna adopt this method of dealing





cooba22:

This one wins

squidwardofficial:

waking up your friend the morning after a sleepover like

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tastefullyoffensive:

Video: Ellen’s Favorite Tweets of the Week


pube-essence:

molliedollie:

the-last-enemy:

Robbie Coltrane with his double Martin Bayfield

I want them to hold hands everywhere they go

AHHHH

edrecoveryprobs:

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awwww-cute:

I can never get any work done


no te bajes, no te bajes
oye negrita, mira, no te rajes

theirriandjhiquishow:

“what was your key motivation for this piece”

oh idk the due date





18---Texas, New York, Denmark, Puerto Rico are my homes---Hofstra Med School Student Year negative 4---Library lover---ED survivor






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