Not the time for a dad joke.
the time is nigh
The Fault In Our Sombreros.
Nacho average love story.
it’s spelled olé not olay you illiterate fuck this ain’t the fault in our lotions
My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?
I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”
Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay
STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR
*points to ur lap* is this seat taken
What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!
i’ve reblogged this at least seven times and i don’t regret any of them
I WILL BE OVERDRESSED
YOU HAVE MADE ME MAKE A SOCIAL FAUX PAS
It’s a faux paw
then fucking act like it
it means no memories, for the rest of the night. (via jarpad)
me losing my virginity
Someone did it. Someone finally portrayed me perfectly in a single 6 second video.
18---Texas, New York, Denmark, Puerto Rico are my homes---Hofstra Med School Student Year negative 4---Library lover---ED survivor