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sofapizza:

naughtywater:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

He’s ready.

the time is nigh

hope-for-komaeda:

bunnywithacape:

'Olay?'
‘Olay.’
The Fault In Our Sombreros.

Nacho average love story.

it’s spelled olé not olay you illiterate fuck this ain’t the fault in our lotions




camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

camo-zamboni:

My roommate and his girlfriend got in the shower together and they’re… Talking about politics?

I was expecting to hear “OH GOD, HARDER,” not “George Washington was entirely correct in his prediction of what distinct parties would do to politics as a whole.”

Nope nevermind, there it is, apparently political debate is just their form of foreplay

STOP REBLOGGING THIS HE HAS A TUMBLR



meadowkitten:

*points to ur lap* is this seat taken




that-fandom-blog:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

thiscorpsofbrothers:

jasbeaw:

What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!

i’ve reblogged this at least seven times and i don’t regret any of them

I WILL BE OVERDRESSED

HUMAN

YOU HAVE MADE ME MAKE A SOCIAL FAUX PAS

It’s a faux paw


  • WiFi: connected
  • Me: then fucking act like it


elfishoru:

super…


"HAKUNA MA’VODKA"

it means no memories, for the rest of the night. (via jarpad)

brawling:

me losing my virginity

 image






sizvideos:

Video


cowardsmistake:

Someone did it. Someone finally portrayed me perfectly in a single 6 second video.



18---Texas, New York, Denmark, Puerto Rico are my homes---Hofstra Med School Student Year negative 4---Library lover---ED survivor






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