May 2013
trillow:
i got 99 problems and i can’t remember any of them so i guess that makes a hundred
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
setting realistic goals for my future
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
laughterneverdies:
casualfangirling:
she-wants-the-doitsu:
whendaybreaks:
nicolasandthecage:
when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go
are you okay
They turn into those eraser shavings and then you swipe them off your desk and they land on the floor and someone steps on them and they stick on their shoe and eventually the person goes home so right now your word is at...
worldofstuckcraft:
roughrimjob:
Baby snakes appreciation post
BABIES!
“If they don’t need you, it’s okay, you do not live for other people.”
– Kyo (via razairazerci)
titsatmywindow:
post concert depression after a concert i didn’t even go to
lafaggot:
juilan:
Virginity is like a pencil because once you give it to someone you’re not getting it back
it also is like a pencil in that losing it is not nearly as big a deal as everyone makes it out to be
catswithbenefits:
i love 50 cent, or as he is known in Zimbabwe; four hundred million dollars
tresbellemichelle:
rippleklainebagels:
MAMA TOLD ME NOT TO WASTE MY LIFE
SHE SAID SPREAD YOUR WINGS MY LITTLE BLAINERFLY
#WHAT THE FUCK FANDOM #THE HIATUS ONLY JUST STARTED
Watchtwerkwithnarry:
I WAS ON TWITTER AND SAW THIS VINE IM NOT SURE WHY IM LAUGHING SO HARD
buffdaddyjohn:
ybee:
ive been laughing for the last half an hour because sun bears exist
help
#ITS LIKE SOMEONE #TRIED TO DRAW A BEAR #AND CO uLDN T
pizza:
isis-:
casinmyassbutt:
ask-lemon-tarts:
Ever have pizza so good you just
Do we just wait for tumblr user pizza to show up now?
im honestly surprised she hasnt already
i have arrived
mareeps:
remember back in like 5th grade when everyone vowed they would never do drugs
thebombdotcom-things asked: So can I impress you into following me? I swear I'm really funny on the Internet I mean look at my URL. I'm hysterical. Please follow me I only have 3.
Delaware Legalizing Gay Marriage Takes Huge Step...
odair:
damienfahey:
that’s rhode island
spadesslick:
pimposaur:
reasons not to kill yourself
chicken tender
the billionth number of pi is 9
it’s not gay if it’s on the moon
sponges feel cool
highdeas.com
joe biden
the letter Q
dirt
Some of these are legitimately calming.
australiansanta:
thesociallyawkwardasian:
queerlava:
thesociallyawkwardasian:
how do mermaids have babies
do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes
why didn’t tarzan have a beard
how many things are there
vagisodium:
one time me and my friends were really high waiting at a stop sign and after like ten minutes he turns to me and he’s like “this is the longest stop sign ever”
dont-fuckingpanic:
text-pistol:
wearing-sammy-to-the-prom:
princeharrehs:
princeharrehs:
omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG!
guys!...
iamfandom:
roryismewaitingforseason3:
I have a panic disorder. While having an attack one day, I called my boyfirend because I was scared. He hung up the phone as soon as I said that and was over in no time to comfort me.
He doesn’t have a car.
He lives 10 miles away.
He ran.
Go write this in a book. NOw.
sararye:
twelvefairiesflew:
So if Artie goes to New York…
this means we’ll have an adorable filmmaking nerd
a snarky lesbian
a countertenor gay man
and a drama queen.
GLEE YOU ARE OPENING A REALLY GOOD CAN OF WORMS RIGHT NOW DON’T FUCK IT UP.
I NOMINATE BLAINE AS MIMI
postmaker:
bebroom:
does anyone have any good tips for getting over boys
how tall are the boys?
store guy: /extensively stares at boobs
me: yes, hello, i'm here because my mobile's not working. also if you could please stop looking at my breasts?
store guy: oh my god i wasn't looking at your breasts! - i mean, that, too, but... /slowly unbuttons shirt
me: ... why are you taking your shirt off now
store guy: /dramatically opens shirt to reveal iron man tee
me: /looks down at her captain america tee
store guy: /happy seal-clapping
me: oh my god we match
store guy: if we can't repair your phone, you can be damn sure we'll avenge it!
rhydonmyhardon:
rhydonmyhardon:
why did the goth kid have camouflage on?
he didn’t want to be scene
